ELON MUSK CALLED ME TWO DAYS AGO. I’M ASSUMING IT WAS HIM. HE HAS AN AMAZING IDEA.

They’re going to Mars, and now that’s no small thing. Apparently they are thinking outside of the box by gathering ideas from millions of common people; things that their brilliant scientists might overlook. And believe you me, ever since I hung up the phone I’ve been conceiving.

I came up with the idea of a new multi-functional grabber arm to fit on the Elonrover. Now the grabber arm idea might not be original but it’s uses could be. For example, it could grab a bottle out of the rover’s…